Effective: October 2025

Terms of Service

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Read this before you buy anything shiny with a vowel missing.

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing or using this website, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. If you do not agree, do not use the website. That part is non-negotiable.

2. Nature of Service

5000 LLC provides digital naming and identity services for creators and brands. We do not sell social-media accounts, nor do we help you break anyone’s platform rules.

3. Independence

We operate independently. All brand names and trademarks are owned by their respective owners. We admire their lawyers from a very safe distance.

4. Eligibility

Users must be at least 18 years old to make purchases or interact with this site.

5. User Conduct

6. Payment and Delivery

After payment confirmation, your digital asset is delivered per our process. All sales are final. See the Refund Policy if you enjoy reading policies for fun.

7. Intellectual Property

All designs, text, graphics, and code on this site belong to 5000 LLC or our licensors. Don’t copy it without written permission unless you’re into cease-and-desist letters.

8. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, we are not liable for indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from your use of this site or services.

9. Modifications

We can update these Terms whenever necessary. Keep using the site after changes and that means you accept them.

10. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the applicable laws of your jurisdiction, with disputes handled through the appropriate civil process.

Contact

Email: contact@5000market.com